Shrimp Stacker Pillows

Doll. Stack one more and we'll set a new record! What are they doing? Putting another shrimp on the Barbie!

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

Desk trays: The Good - The Bad - The Ugly

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

"Hello darling, what do you do for a living?"

'Sometimes I wonder what I's do without you!'

Top - Perhaps

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

"Wow! You've made a lovely job of those shelves in the hallway Gary!"

Jobs for graduates

Shrimp cook

Shop assistant falling in love with a customer

Sport in library

Book Neck

'Your mom too? Always saying, 'You never do anything constructive.''

Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object

Balancing Act.

"Everything bagel?"

"Any cocktail can be a shrimp cocktail if you just set your mind to it, and if you carry lots of loose shrimp in your pocket."

"They're considering order-fulfillment as a new Olympic sport."

"Poor chap has just discovered his daughter has got in to medical school!"

Colin believed in being ready for any sporting occasion

Full'pending' tray at Apathy Institute

'Yes, you have to say a prayer of thanks for the shrimp. Just a little one.'

Jobs-a-plenty (grocery store sacker/shelf stacker).

'Frankly I'm disappointed in your commitment to late night shelf stacking.'

"You said it was OK to make our office more like home. Well, this is how I live at home."

Kid trying to reach the 'on' button on the television.

You Store IT!

"I like it when Mr. Rod speaks in Spanish...it usually means he's just done all our work for us."

Pensioner trying to balance on his finances

"This is the worst job in the whole, entire world! You know, I can't see how anybody would ever want this job."

Inattention while stacking cans.