Shrimp Stacker Mugs

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

Desk trays: The Good - The Bad - The Ugly

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

'Sometimes I wonder what I's do without you!'

"Hello darling, what do you do for a living?"

Top - Perhaps

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

"Wow! You've made a lovely job of those shelves in the hallway Gary!"

Jobs for graduates

Shrimp cook

Sport in library

Book Neck

'Your mom too? Always saying, 'You never do anything constructive.''

Shop assistant falling in love with a customer

Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object

"Everything bagel?"

Balancing Act.

"They're considering order-fulfillment as a new Olympic sport."

"Any cocktail can be a shrimp cocktail if you just set your mind to it, and if you carry lots of loose shrimp in your pocket."

Colin believed in being ready for any sporting occasion

Full'pending' tray at Apathy Institute

'Yes, you have to say a prayer of thanks for the shrimp. Just a little one.'

Jobs-a-plenty (grocery store sacker/shelf stacker).

"You said it was OK to make our office more like home. Well, this is how I live at home."

Kid trying to reach the 'on' button on the television.

'Frankly I'm disappointed in your commitment to late night shelf stacking.'

You Store IT!

"I like it when Mr. Rod speaks in Spanish...it usually means he's just done all our work for us."

Pensioner trying to balance on his finances

"This is the worst job in the whole, entire world! You know, I can't see how anybody would ever want this job."

Inattention while stacking cans.

The inventor of DIY shelving