Bean Stacker Mugs

This is really a job for someone who thinks stacking beans is creative.

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

Accountant Bedtime Stories

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

'Sometimes I wonder what I's do without you!'

'The employee who guesses closest to the correct number of beans in this jar will be awarded this year's annual pay increase! -Management, ATOZ Accountants

Company profit making scheme - Jenkins, you owe us £327.95.

"Hello darling, what do you do for a living?"

"Oh, that three billion dollars."

Top - Perhaps

"Mother, I sold the cow for some financial derivatives."

Do you want this set of books, or the set you keep in the broom cupboard?

"Our accountancy firm says that there are a number of ways to interpret the figures... which one do you prefer?"

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"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

'I've added this up six times and still can't get it to balance!'

"He put the 'fun' in funding."

Book Neck

C.P.A.

'Stocks rose on news engineers are close to developing a car that runs on lattes!'

'Your mom too? Always saying, 'You never do anything constructive.''

"These here accountants should be ready just in time for tax season."

Stocktaker counts contents of baked-bean tins.

Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object

Tax - Random Audit

"I'm sorry, Sam, but all of this doesn't add up to a hill of beans."

"Everything bagel?"

"I think it's just human nature to set up a private special purpose business entity to conceal balance sheet transaction in order to maximize an earnings forecast."

Balancing Act.

'Remember the Magic Bean Project that we shut down last week?'

'Is it safe to come out? Are the auditors gone?'

"They're considering order-fulfillment as a new Olympic sport."

I'd like to investigate your tax return!