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Balancing Act.

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

Desk trays: The Good - The Bad - The Ugly

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

"Hello darling, what do you do for a living?"

'Sometimes I wonder what I's do without you!'

Top - Perhaps

"I call it angle-poise"

Bank of England Suspends Gold Payments Following Run on the Banks

Jobs for graduates

'Your mom too? Always saying, 'You never do anything constructive.''

"Are we interested in a meticulously detailed, genuine silver coin, issued and authenticated by the Franklin Mint, honoring whichever schmuck wins?"

Book Neck

Sport in library

'Let's hold off making a decision until we have even more information we don't really need.'

Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object

"Everything bagel?"

Money going to shark and piggy bank.

"They're considering order-fulfillment as a new Olympic sport."

Colin believed in being ready for any sporting occasion

"Poor chap has just discovered his daughter has got in to medical school!"

The Disappearing Coin Mystery

Full'pending' tray at Apathy Institute

Piggy banks (five images).

'Shroffing the piefort proved it was a fido.'

Doll. Stack one more and we'll set a new record! What are they doing? Putting another shrimp on the Barbie!

'You paid $12,000 for a penny?--Yesterday you complained when I didn't buy generic Jell-O.'

Mystical Marty's only problem with paying the rent was keeping the quarters from sticking together.

Jobs-a-plenty (grocery store sacker/shelf stacker).

'Frankly I'm disappointed in your commitment to late night shelf stacking.'

Cover story: Canadian Mint.

"You said it was OK to make our office more like home. Well, this is how I live at home."

"OK, two out of three..."

Pensioner trying to balance on his finances

'First of all, the quarterly estimate doesn't mean you send us 25 pennies.'