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Mystical Marty's only problem with paying the rent was keeping the quarters from sticking together.

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

Propping up a profits chart.

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

In and Out Box

Polly tries reverse psychology

Mono-Tasking, Multi-Tasking, No-No Tasking and Nada Tasking.

'Hon, come quick! I think we have a major computer bug.'

"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."

"Now don't let your concentration move from my hands and the cards. . ."

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

"Never mind if you're good with people. Can you hack?"

'No, you can't write off the cost of your wake-up call service.'

"Okay, what if we go outside - will it still be insider trading then?"

"Psst! If you have any stock tips to pass on, I can probably lighten your sentence for insider trading."

'I need you to reassure the investors. Can you keep a straight face?'

DIY store.

'I got tattoos of all my passwords.'

"Would you please come with us, Sir?!"

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

'Okay, here's how your contributor's brand new machine works! Now give me my money!'

Balancing Act.

San's old dog with old tricks.

"I never ask for a raise any more. I just hack into the boss's computer and give myself one."

Hit me.

"I've brought the wrong tickets...And I've come to the wrong show."

Good boy! Now roll over and play alive.

Cyber crime.

"So you want to sue NASA because the Mars Rover is blocking your driveway while taking soil samples?"

"Let's just take the Kosciuszko."

"Do you like my new, squirty flower app?"

"Today is the rabbit's day off."

"I just found out that, at this firm, I'm the queen of hearts."