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'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

"My accountant is brilliant - he has just had a loophole names after him!"

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

I've found a loophole in your loophole

"For this job, we require someone with excellent multi-taxing skills."

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

Polly tries reverse psychology

Propping up a profits chart.

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'Life, liberty & the pursuit of tax shelters.'

Panama Papers Scandal

"It's part of a deal I worked out with the I.R.S."

'By proposing a merger instead of marriage, we can deduct this meal as a business expense.'

Money laundering.

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

'She didn't marry him for his looks or personality - she needed his debts for a tax write-off!'

'No, you can't write off the cost of your wake-up call service.'

"Now don't let your concentration move from my hands and the cards. . ."

'I made my fortune the old fashioned way - concealing it from the government.'

"I moved to the coast to get away from the Inland Revenue..."

'I wonder if I can declare you as dependents on my income taxes?'

"The public seems concerned about the size of government."

"Okay, what if we go outside - will it still be insider trading then?"

"Psst! If you have any stock tips to pass on, I can probably lighten your sentence for insider trading."

Accountant's Awards - "Our next award is for 'Tax Loophole of the Year'..."

"Is that before or after tax?"

"Would you please come with us, Sir?!"

5 people balance on one tiny bike

"Chris, find a safe and fast way into lucrative tax heavens!"

'None of them is dead! They're just doing this to embarrass me!'