Freezer Filler Pillows

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

"Providing great customer care is of course important, but shall we start with how you manage forms TG-45S through to NSD-89b."

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

"So from the top. If they need urgent help it's form AC/765c, criticl interventions are CV/U657's and..."

Sue's job involved a certain amount of paperwork.

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

"Since he retired, he hasn't quite figured out what to do with himself!"

"Just because you can go around the world in one night doesn't mean you can also do your taxes that way!"

Federal Center for the Study of your Tax Return.

'I don't see how you can put your profession as TV star just because you were in the crowd of Match of the Day!'

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

'...or you could fill out this Form 666 and get a filing extension for all eternity.'

"Hope you know how fortunate you are...next year's tax forms get complicated..."

"Now, there are just a few more forms for you to sign, and then we're done!"

'Sorry boss, I've decided to live dangerously and become a shelf filler.'

"You didn't fill in the part that would make it incredibly easy to steal your identity."

"The lines are a bit slow today...so here's something to help pass the time!"

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

'Press hard, sir -- You're making thirty-seven copies.'

"Dad, I'll assemble yours if you assemble mine."

'They can be a real menace at this time of year.'

'Freezer is on the blink.'

"Simplified application form? This IS the simplified application form..."

"Tell Santa that Rudolph's check engine light is on."

"If you can fill these out before you pass away we can move on to stage two of your claim."

Bureaucracy.

"Fill out these 'new patient' forms, but leave 'age' blank, as you may age a year before you're done."