Shelf-stuffer Mugs

"There's probably room for one more."

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

Interior design trends for parents....

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

A centipede's Christmas stockings

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

"Hello darling, what do you do for a living?"

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

"Wow! You've made a lovely job of those shelves in the hallway Gary!"

Jobs for graduates

"Would you really want to read a book by a comedian that didn't have wide margins?"

Christmas Cow.

Major Poets, Minor Poets, Free Agents.

"Darling! - did you know your books are crooked...?"

'Sorry boss, I've decided to live dangerously and become a shelf filler.'

Library Waiting to Happen

'Put together beautifully. . . all you need now is some books.'

Book Store. I'm looking for a book on remodeling kitchen cabinets. Ah --- A "shelf-improvement" book!

'Just what I didn't want... chocolate euros!'

DadMomSisBrother Stockings. Brother's has a hole in the toe.

"I'm still looking, sir."

"Poor chap has just discovered his daughter has got in to medical school!"

Library DIY Section

'Please keep back, everyone! Let's give him the space he needs to work this out on his own!'

"Perhaps someone who lived life a bit less fully."

Dogs as bookends.

"I take it you've never had a bank account before?"

I did it my way.

"Read? I don't read. I just collect."

With a round little belly like a bowl of jalea, he struggled to squeeze down our old chiminea.

Man hangs Christmas stocking on tree.