Christmas Stocking Aficionado Pillows

'How come you always get more in your Christmas stocking than I do?'

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

Bug hanging up stockings

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

'You were hot in bed last night.' 'I know, I should have taken my socks off.'

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

Christmas Cow.

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

"Tammy's Style Shop went on a selling spree."

A bit pre festive isn't it?

'Oh, Boy! Swine flu vaccine!'

The festive season brings it's own interesting little chores...and well earned rewards.

'I swear officer: I had just stopped to pull up my socks when the weasel went 'pop'...'

"Whatever you do don't get onto the topic of his wacky socks."

Menswear shop.

'I ran out of money in the south of France, so I decided to come home.' ~ The Prodigal Sock.

“If I buy this sweater, we’ll also have to buy a rustic little place upstate.”

'I thought you said 36 inch neck and 16 inch sleeve.'

'Couldn't you spend just one Christmas at home?'

"You're free to go. Please exit through the gift shop."

'I need this year's fashion, please.' - 'Trouble is, sir, you have last year's body.'

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Santa Claus Hanging in Stocking

"Bearing in mind that Santa has fact checkers, have you been a good little boy?"

"When it comes to turkeys, Grandma, you sure know your stuffing."

Three Kings - Buy one get one free!