Christmas Sweater Enthusiast Pillows

Two men in beards and Christmas sweaters.

Romance

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Things I've learned...

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

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"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

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'You've got me all wrong, baby. I don't want to touch your sweater...I want to eat it.'

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

Academia in Winter

"We have every visible wavelength in stock. What color would you like to filter out?"

"It was a crime of fashion."

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

cat singing into microphone

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

"We can only distract the shareholders with our ugly Christmas sweaters for so long."

My tail's cold.

"Everyone's always calling my sweaters ugly."

Keeping Warm

High in the Peruvian Andes, the alpaca sweater is born.

"What are you complaining about? You've been looking for an excuse to go off your diet."

"Haven't you guys ever heard of 'casual Fridays'?"

'Don't be silly, I like my sweaters a little big.'

Reindeer Sweater

"Ms. Hoffman, we're from the SPCA investigating allegations of animal cruelty. Is it true that you force your small dog to wear holiday sweaters?"

They're bred specifically for the holiday season.

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

'Do red sweaters have that carcinogenic red dye #2 in them?'

"Leo and I know how much you like your Christmas sweater, so we thought we'd make you one ourselves this year."

You may enter but the Christmas sweater has to go!

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