Christmas Sweater Enthusiast Pillows

Two men in beards and Christmas sweaters.

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"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

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"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

cat singing into microphone

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

Academia in Winter

"We have every visible wavelength in stock. What color would you like to filter out?"

"It was a crime of fashion."

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

"We can only distract the shareholders with our ugly Christmas sweaters for so long."

Keeping Warm

"Everyone's always calling my sweaters ugly."

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"What are you complaining about? You've been looking for an excuse to go off your diet."

"Haven't you guys ever heard of 'casual Fridays'?"

'Don't be silly, I like my sweaters a little big.'

Reindeer Sweater

"That'll be twenty even—ten for the wine and a ten-dollar tax on the hapless sweater."

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

"Ms. Hoffman, we're from the SPCA investigating allegations of animal cruelty. Is it true that you force your small dog to wear holiday sweaters?"

'Do red sweaters have that carcinogenic red dye #2 in them?'

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