Festive Sweater Enthusiast Pillows

"Typical. Only one bloody window open!"

Romance

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Things I've learned...

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Christmas sweater alternatives

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

"We have every visible wavelength in stock. What color would you like to filter out?"

"It was a crime of fashion."

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

"We can only distract the shareholders with our ugly Christmas sweaters for so long."

Keeping Warm

A bit pre festive isn't it?

"Everyone's always calling my sweaters ugly."

High in the Peruvian Andes, the alpaca sweater is born.

'A vest is summat yer mum makes you wear when she's cold!'

"What are you complaining about? You've been looking for an excuse to go off your diet."

"Haven't you guys ever heard of 'casual Fridays'?"

'Don't be silly, I like my sweaters a little big.'

Reindeer Sweater

"That'll be twenty even—ten for the wine and a ten-dollar tax on the hapless sweater."

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

Despite what his friends said about 'ugly Christmas sweaters', Chester couldn't wait to have his holiday pet photo taken...'

Bauble

"Ms. Hoffman, we're from the SPCA investigating allegations of animal cruelty. Is it true that you force your small dog to wear holiday sweaters?"