Festive Sweater Enthusiast Pillows

"Typical. Only one bloody window open!"

Romance

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Things I've learned...

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

Christmas sweater alternatives

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

'You've got me all wrong, baby. I don't want to touch your sweater...I want to eat it.'

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

"It was a crime of fashion."

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

"We have every visible wavelength in stock. What color would you like to filter out?"

"We can only distract the shareholders with our ugly Christmas sweaters for so long."

My tail's cold.

"Everyone's always calling my sweaters ugly."

A bit pre festive isn't it?

Keeping Warm

High in the Peruvian Andes, the alpaca sweater is born.

"What are you complaining about? You've been looking for an excuse to go off your diet."

'A vest is summat yer mum makes you wear when she's cold!'

'Don't be silly, I like my sweaters a little big.'

"Haven't you guys ever heard of 'casual Fridays'?"

Reindeer Sweater

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

Despite what his friends said about 'ugly Christmas sweaters', Chester couldn't wait to have his holiday pet photo taken...'

"Ms. Hoffman, we're from the SPCA investigating allegations of animal cruelty. Is it true that you force your small dog to wear holiday sweaters?"

They're bred specifically for the holiday season.

You may enter but the Christmas sweater has to go!