Stuffed Animal Aficionado Gifts

"Well, of course you have a heart."

This year's must-have Christmas toy... cattle patch kids.

Stuffed Stuffed Animal

Baby Bear.

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

Help me!

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'

False food.

"This sounds promising. . . dark brown hair, loyal, cuddly and good in bed."

'I'm full of stuffing so I'll have the potatoes.'

Uncle Mort, you fought in Korea, right? You think that war will start up again? Not if I can help it. It was the morning of July 27, nineteen hundred and fifty-three. I was pinned down on Pork Chop Hill. My bazooka had run out of ammo. All I could find to load into it was a stuffed panda bear. I loaded it and fired that bear into the maw of the enemy. It struck one of them atop the noggin. Moments later, the armistice was signed. Every July 27th, I awaken at dawn and chuck that same panda at the

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

Child Brings Teddy Bear to Vet

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

"Teddy can't sleep. He doesn't have any eyelids."

'She won't go anywhere without her Teddy Bear...'

'Yes, honey, you are adopted...'

'It must be the plague!'

Gramps shows the kids HIS favorite stuffed animal.

'And you dolls are the only friends I need to keep me... hey, where are you going?'

'My imagination has way too much time on its hands.'

"What a great way to end our winter breaks! We came here alone...but we're not leaving alone!"

'So really...Why do you need so many stuffed animals.'

'Apparently, they've gone rogue, Al. They've stopped playing roles and are speaking for themselves, and what we have here are two very disturbed bruins.'

"The courts ruled that we had to open it up to all stuffed animals."

'He's been a perfect jewel, ever since I knocked the stuffing out of him.'

"I understand you see yourself in legal, but we see you as a large cuddly stuffed toy."