Stuffed Animal Aficionado Gifts

"Well, of course you have a heart."

This year's must-have Christmas toy... cattle patch kids.

Stuffed Stuffed Animal

Baby Bear.

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

Help me!

False food.

"This sounds promising. . . dark brown hair, loyal, cuddly and good in bed."

'I'm full of stuffing so I'll have the potatoes.'

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

Child Brings Teddy Bear to Vet

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

"Teddy can't sleep. He doesn't have any eyelids."

'And you dolls are the only friends I need to keep me... hey, where are you going?'

'It must be the plague!'

'She won't go anywhere without her Teddy Bear...'

'My imagination has way too much time on its hands.'

"What a great way to end our winter breaks! We came here alone...but we're not leaving alone!"

'He's been a perfect jewel, ever since I knocked the stuffing out of him.'

"The courts ruled that we had to open it up to all stuffed animals."

'So really...Why do you need so many stuffed animals.'

'Apparently, they've gone rogue, Al. They've stopped playing roles and are speaking for themselves, and what we have here are two very disturbed bruins.'

"I understand you see yourself in legal, but we see you as a large cuddly stuffed toy."

'I think we should thin the herd.'

"I see here, Walters, you started with the firm when you were very young."

'I like him. He's a good listener.'

Grumpy man telling a teddy bear whoes watching TV to get out of his chair