Stuffed Animals Gifts

"This sounds promising. . . dark brown hair, loyal, cuddly and good in bed."

'Mom, my teddy bear isn't responsive to my needs.'

Child Brings Teddy Bear to Vet

'Hon,remember when you said you wanted a stuffed animal for your birthday?'

Teddy Bears

"What a great way to end our winter breaks! We came here alone...but we're not leaving alone!"

"I collected tons of them and now the market's dead...they're worthless!"

"I only rig it for them to win the big prize when I hate the dad."

Mummies

Gramps shows the kids HIS favorite stuffed animal.

"Looks like somebody's having a fight with her little boyfriend."

The toytown mafia at work.

Sock monkey holding onto sock

'Apparently, they've gone rogue, Al. They've stopped playing roles and are speaking for themselves, and what we have here are two very disturbed bruins.'

'So really...Why do you need so many stuffed animals.'

Uncle Mort, you fought in Korea, right? You think that war will start up again? Not if I can help it. It was the morning of July 27, nineteen hundred and fifty-three. I was pinned down on Pork Chop Hill. My bazooka had run out of ammo. All I could find to load into it was a stuffed panda bear. I loaded it and fired that bear into the maw of the enemy. It struck one of them atop the noggin. Moments later, the armistice was signed. Every July 27th, I awaken at dawn and chuck that same panda at the

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

Kidnapping

"I see here, Walters, you started with the firm when you were very young."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

False food.

Baby Bear.

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

Help me!

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

'I'm full of stuffing so I'll have the potatoes.'

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

"That's what happens when you leave your teddy bear with your other stuffed animals."

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"