Stuffed Animals Gifts

"This sounds promising. . . dark brown hair, loyal, cuddly and good in bed."

'Mom, my teddy bear isn't responsive to my needs.'

Child Brings Teddy Bear to Vet

'Hon,remember when you said you wanted a stuffed animal for your birthday?'

Teddy Bears

"What a great way to end our winter breaks! We came here alone...but we're not leaving alone!"

"I only rig it for them to win the big prize when I hate the dad."

Mummies

"Looks like somebody's having a fight with her little boyfriend."

The toytown mafia at work.

'Apparently, they've gone rogue, Al. They've stopped playing roles and are speaking for themselves, and what we have here are two very disturbed bruins.'

'So really...Why do you need so many stuffed animals.'

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

Kidnapping

"I see here, Walters, you started with the firm when you were very young."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

Help me!

False food.

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

Baby Bear.

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

'I'm full of stuffing so I'll have the potatoes.'

"That's what happens when you leave your teddy bear with your other stuffed animals."

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

"Teddy can't sleep. He doesn't have any eyelids."

'She won't go anywhere without her Teddy Bear...'

'And you dolls are the only friends I need to keep me... hey, where are you going?'

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."