Stuffed Animal Enthusiast Gifts

"Teddy can't sleep. He doesn't have any eyelids."

"Call me a romantic fool but....."

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

'So really...Why do you need so many stuffed animals.'

'Course I'll tuck you in, Honey. I just can't find the blankets.'

'I think we should thin the herd.'

'Saw-dust? No, for this one I used Pollyfilla!'

'I like him. He's a good listener.'

'I knew it! I've finally caught you sleeping with someone else!'

'She won't go anywhere without her Teddy Bear...'

'It must be the plague!'

'And you dolls are the only friends I need to keep me... hey, where are you going?'

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

False food.

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

Baby Bear.

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

Help me!

"This sounds promising. . . dark brown hair, loyal, cuddly and good in bed."

'I'm full of stuffing so I'll have the potatoes.'

Child Brings Teddy Bear to Vet

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

"That's what happens when you leave your teddy bear with your other stuffed animals."

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

"He's my escort, and he's a teddy bear."

'My imagination has way too much time on its hands.'