Stuffed Animal Savior Gifts

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

Baby Bear.

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

Help me!

False food.

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

"This sounds promising. . . dark brown hair, loyal, cuddly and good in bed."

'I'm full of stuffing so I'll have the potatoes.'

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

Uncle Mort, you fought in Korea, right? You think that war will start up again? Not if I can help it. It was the morning of July 27, nineteen hundred and fifty-three. I was pinned down on Pork Chop Hill. My bazooka had run out of ammo. All I could find to load into it was a stuffed panda bear. I loaded it and fired that bear into the maw of the enemy. It struck one of them atop the noggin. Moments later, the armistice was signed. Every July 27th, I awaken at dawn and chuck that same panda at the

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

Child Brings Teddy Bear to Vet

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

"Teddy can't sleep. He doesn't have any eyelids."

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

'It must be the plague!'

'And you dolls are the only friends I need to keep me... hey, where are you going?'

'Mary, you must give me your stuffing recipe.'

'Yes, honey, you are adopted...'

Gramps shows the kids HIS favorite stuffed animal.

'She won't go anywhere without her Teddy Bear...'

Toy repair.

"The courts ruled that we had to open it up to all stuffed animals."

'So really...Why do you need so many stuffed animals.'

'Apparently, they've gone rogue, Al. They've stopped playing roles and are speaking for themselves, and what we have here are two very disturbed bruins.'

'He's been a perfect jewel, ever since I knocked the stuffing out of him.'

"What a great way to end our winter breaks! We came here alone...but we're not leaving alone!"

"I see here, Walters, you started with the firm when you were very young."

Grumpy man telling a teddy bear whoes watching TV to get out of his chair