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'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

Baby Bear.

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

Help me!

False food.

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

"This sounds promising. . . dark brown hair, loyal, cuddly and good in bed."

'I'm full of stuffing so I'll have the potatoes.'

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

Child Brings Teddy Bear to Vet

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

"Teddy can't sleep. He doesn't have any eyelids."

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

'And you dolls are the only friends I need to keep me... hey, where are you going?'

'It must be the plague!'

'She won't go anywhere without her Teddy Bear...'

'Mary, you must give me your stuffing recipe.'

'He's been a perfect jewel, ever since I knocked the stuffing out of him.'

'So really...Why do you need so many stuffed animals.'

'Apparently, they've gone rogue, Al. They've stopped playing roles and are speaking for themselves, and what we have here are two very disturbed bruins.'

"The courts ruled that we had to open it up to all stuffed animals."

Toy repair.

"What a great way to end our winter breaks! We came here alone...but we're not leaving alone!"

"I see here, Walters, you started with the firm when you were very young."

'I think we should thin the herd.'

"I only rig it for them to win the big prize when I hate the dad."