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"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

'I gotta admit it doc. . . My wife was right, a little time on the couch and I already feel better.'

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

Help me!

False food.

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

Baby Bear.

"This sounds promising. . . dark brown hair, loyal, cuddly and good in bed."

Uncle Mort, you fought in Korea, right? You think that war will start up again? Not if I can help it. It was the morning of July 27, nineteen hundred and fifty-three. I was pinned down on Pork Chop Hill. My bazooka had run out of ammo. All I could find to load into it was a stuffed panda bear. I loaded it and fired that bear into the maw of the enemy. It struck one of them atop the noggin. Moments later, the armistice was signed. Every July 27th, I awaken at dawn and chuck that same panda at the

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

Child Brings Teddy Bear to Vet

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

'I'm sure he thinks he's a parrot!'

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

'I had a very unhappy egghood....'

'Animal Psychiatrist' (a dog).

"Teddy can't sleep. He doesn't have any eyelids."

'It's good to talk.'

Gramps shows the kids HIS favorite stuffed animal.

'And you dolls are the only friends I need to keep me... hey, where are you going?'

'Now tell me about your puppyhood.'

'Yes, honey, you are adopted...'

Kwazy Wabbits

"I don't know how I'd make it through this without you." "Food."

'She won't go anywhere without her Teddy Bear...'

'It must be the plague!'

"Hang on a second! This nutcase is allowed on the furniture, but I'm not?!"

"The courts ruled that we had to open it up to all stuffed animals."