Stuffed Animal Therapist Gifts

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

Help me!

False food.

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

Baby Bear.

"This sounds promising. . . dark brown hair, loyal, cuddly and good in bed."

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

Child Brings Teddy Bear to Vet

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

'Animal Psychiatrist' (a dog).

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

'I'm sure he thinks he's a parrot!'

'I had a very unhappy egghood....'

'It's good to talk.'

"Teddy can't sleep. He doesn't have any eyelids."

'She won't go anywhere without her Teddy Bear...'

'Now tell me about your puppyhood.'

'It must be the plague!'

Kwazy Wabbits

'And you dolls are the only friends I need to keep me... hey, where are you going?'

"I don't know how I'd make it through this without you." "Food."

"Hang on a second! This nutcase is allowed on the furniture, but I'm not?!"

"The courts ruled that we had to open it up to all stuffed animals."

'So really...Why do you need so many stuffed animals.'