Stuffed Animal Surgeon Gifts

'He's been a perfect jewel, ever since I knocked the stuffing out of him.'

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

Why can't you just chew the squeaker out like normal dogs?

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

Help me!

Baby Bear.

False food.

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

"This sounds promising. . . dark brown hair, loyal, cuddly and good in bed."

Uncle Mort, you fought in Korea, right? You think that war will start up again? Not if I can help it. It was the morning of July 27, nineteen hundred and fifty-three. I was pinned down on Pork Chop Hill. My bazooka had run out of ammo. All I could find to load into it was a stuffed panda bear. I loaded it and fired that bear into the maw of the enemy. It struck one of them atop the noggin. Moments later, the armistice was signed. Every July 27th, I awaken at dawn and chuck that same panda at the

'I'm full of stuffing so I'll have the potatoes.'

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

Child Brings Teddy Bear to Vet

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

"Teddy can't sleep. He doesn't have any eyelids."

'It must be the plague!'

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

'And you dolls are the only friends I need to keep me... hey, where are you going?'

'Yes, honey, you are adopted...'

Gramps shows the kids HIS favorite stuffed animal.

'She won't go anywhere without her Teddy Bear...'

'Just relax Mr Benson. I find having background music while I perform surgery helps me focus!'

"The courts ruled that we had to open it up to all stuffed animals."

Desert Vet.

'So really...Why do you need so many stuffed animals.'

'Apparently, they've gone rogue, Al. They've stopped playing roles and are speaking for themselves, and what we have here are two very disturbed bruins.'

'$200 for bladder stones? NOW I know what they meant by 'precious stones'!'

Preserved head and mobile phone.

"What a great way to end our winter breaks! We came here alone...but we're not leaving alone!"

'Doctor, you've removed leg bands before, haven't you?'