Stuffed Animal Surgeon Gifts

'He's been a perfect jewel, ever since I knocked the stuffing out of him.'

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

Help me!

Baby Bear.

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

False food.

"This sounds promising. . . dark brown hair, loyal, cuddly and good in bed."

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

'I'm full of stuffing so I'll have the potatoes.'

Child Brings Teddy Bear to Vet

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

"Teddy can't sleep. He doesn't have any eyelids."

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

'And you dolls are the only friends I need to keep me... hey, where are you going?'

'It must be the plague!'

'She won't go anywhere without her Teddy Bear...'

'Just relax Mr Benson. I find having background music while I perform surgery helps me focus!'

'So really...Why do you need so many stuffed animals.'

'Apparently, they've gone rogue, Al. They've stopped playing roles and are speaking for themselves, and what we have here are two very disturbed bruins.'

"The courts ruled that we had to open it up to all stuffed animals."

Desert Vet.

Preserved head and mobile phone.

'$200 for bladder stones? NOW I know what they meant by 'precious stones'!'

"What a great way to end our winter breaks! We came here alone...but we're not leaving alone!"

"I see here, Walters, you started with the firm when you were very young."

'I think we should thin the herd.'