Stuffed Animal Lover Gifts

"Isn't this great? Everyone sees you as a stuffed spider monkey...but when we're alone, you come to life and talk to me!"

"Looks like somebody's having a fight with her little boyfriend."

"The courts ruled that we had to open it up to all stuffed animals."

False food.

Teddy bear buys 'get stuffed' greetings card

Help me!

'You've been giving me the stink eye for two months. What gives?'

"Teddy's been with me my whole entire life! If I can't take him on my first day of school, I'm not going either!"

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

Pony Rides

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

Baby Bear.

"This sounds promising. . . dark brown hair, loyal, cuddly and good in bed."

Uncle Mort, you fought in Korea, right? You think that war will start up again? Not if I can help it. It was the morning of July 27, nineteen hundred and fifty-three. I was pinned down on Pork Chop Hill. My bazooka had run out of ammo. All I could find to load into it was a stuffed panda bear. I loaded it and fired that bear into the maw of the enemy. It struck one of them atop the noggin. Moments later, the armistice was signed. Every July 27th, I awaken at dawn and chuck that same panda at the

'I'm full of stuffing so I'll have the potatoes.'

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

Child Brings Teddy Bear to Vet

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

Flotation Device on the Phone

"To be honest, it just collects dust."

"Teddy can't sleep. He doesn't have any eyelids."

'And you dolls are the only friends I need to keep me... hey, where are you going?'

'Yes, honey, you are adopted...'

'It must be the plague!'

"I've never known a child like him. He's always finding things."

Gramps shows the kids HIS favorite stuffed animal.

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

'She won't go anywhere without her Teddy Bear...'