Stuffed Animal Lover Pillows

"Isn't this great? Everyone sees you as a stuffed spider monkey...but when we're alone, you come to life and talk to me!"

"Looks like somebody's having a fight with her little boyfriend."

"The courts ruled that we had to open it up to all stuffed animals."

False food.

Teddy bear buys 'get stuffed' greetings card

Help me!

'You've been giving me the stink eye for two months. What gives?'

"Teddy's been with me my whole entire life! If I can't take him on my first day of school, I'm not going either!"

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

Pony Rides

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

Baby Bear.

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

"This sounds promising. . . dark brown hair, loyal, cuddly and good in bed."

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

'I'm full of stuffing so I'll have the potatoes.'

Child Brings Teddy Bear to Vet

Flotation Device on the Phone

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

"To be honest, it just collects dust."

"Teddy can't sleep. He doesn't have any eyelids."

'She won't go anywhere without her Teddy Bear...'

'And you dolls are the only friends I need to keep me... hey, where are you going?'

"I've never known a child like him. He's always finding things."

'It must be the plague!'

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

'Aren't you glad we gave her a rabies vaccination this year?'

'My imagination has way too much time on its hands.'

"What a great way to end our winter breaks! We came here alone...but we're not leaving alone!"