Stuffed Animal Sympathizer Pillows

"Every night, I feel so used."

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

Baby Bear.

Help me!

False food.

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"This sounds promising. . . dark brown hair, loyal, cuddly and good in bed."

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

'I'm full of stuffing so I'll have the potatoes.'

Child Brings Teddy Bear to Vet

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

"Teddy can't sleep. He doesn't have any eyelids."

'And you dolls are the only friends I need to keep me... hey, where are you going?'

'She won't go anywhere without her Teddy Bear...'

'It must be the plague!'

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

'I wanted to hear the pita pata of tiny feet so he bought me a hamster.'

"What a great way to end our winter breaks! We came here alone...but we're not leaving alone!"

'Apparently, they've gone rogue, Al. They've stopped playing roles and are speaking for themselves, and what we have here are two very disturbed bruins.'

'So really...Why do you need so many stuffed animals.'

"Who the hell keeps doing that?"

'He's been a perfect jewel, ever since I knocked the stuffing out of him.'

Dog dreams of sleeping in masters chair.

"The courts ruled that we had to open it up to all stuffed animals."