Stuffed Animal Sympathizer Prints

"Every night, I feel so used."

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Baby Bear.

Help me!

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

False food.

"This sounds promising. . . dark brown hair, loyal, cuddly and good in bed."

'I'm full of stuffing so I'll have the potatoes.'

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

Uncle Mort, you fought in Korea, right? You think that war will start up again? Not if I can help it. It was the morning of July 27, nineteen hundred and fifty-three. I was pinned down on Pork Chop Hill. My bazooka had run out of ammo. All I could find to load into it was a stuffed panda bear. I loaded it and fired that bear into the maw of the enemy. It struck one of them atop the noggin. Moments later, the armistice was signed. Every July 27th, I awaken at dawn and chuck that same panda at the

Child Brings Teddy Bear to Vet

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

"Teddy can't sleep. He doesn't have any eyelids."

'It must be the plague!'

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

'And you dolls are the only friends I need to keep me... hey, where are you going?'

'She won't go anywhere without her Teddy Bear...'

'Yes, honey, you are adopted...'

Gramps shows the kids HIS favorite stuffed animal.

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

"They think it's easy being the bleedin' bluebird of happiness!"

'I wanted to hear the pita pata of tiny feet so he bought me a hamster.'

"The courts ruled that we had to open it up to all stuffed animals."

'So really...Why do you need so many stuffed animals.'

'Apparently, they've gone rogue, Al. They've stopped playing roles and are speaking for themselves, and what we have here are two very disturbed bruins.'

"Who the hell keeps doing that?"

'He's been a perfect jewel, ever since I knocked the stuffing out of him.'

Dog dreams of sleeping in masters chair.