Stuffed Animal Collection Gifts

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

Help me!

False food.

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

Baby Bear.

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

"This sounds promising. . . dark brown hair, loyal, cuddly and good in bed."

'I'm full of stuffing so I'll have the potatoes.'

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

Uncle Mort, you fought in Korea, right? You think that war will start up again? Not if I can help it. It was the morning of July 27, nineteen hundred and fifty-three. I was pinned down on Pork Chop Hill. My bazooka had run out of ammo. All I could find to load into it was a stuffed panda bear. I loaded it and fired that bear into the maw of the enemy. It struck one of them atop the noggin. Moments later, the armistice was signed. Every July 27th, I awaken at dawn and chuck that same panda at the

Child Brings Teddy Bear to Vet

"That's what happens when you leave your teddy bear with your other stuffed animals."

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

"Teddy can't sleep. He doesn't have any eyelids."

'She won't go anywhere without her Teddy Bear...'

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

"He's my escort, and he's a teddy bear."

'Yes, honey, you are adopted...'

Gramps shows the kids HIS favorite stuffed animal.

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

'And you dolls are the only friends I need to keep me... hey, where are you going?'

'It must be the plague!'

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

'My imagination has way too much time on its hands.'

'Apparently, they've gone rogue, Al. They've stopped playing roles and are speaking for themselves, and what we have here are two very disturbed bruins.'

" ...And now, for today's TED Talks ..."

"I didn't exactly win it."

'So really...Why do you need so many stuffed animals.'