Stuffed Toy Collection Gifts

Playing an arcade machine

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

The Hobby Store

Rocking horse

Surf Casting

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Toy plane with pilot eject.

Lego Haircut

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Slinky Cow World

"It's his emotional support animal."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

ZOO

Acme Toys Ltd

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

Teddy Time Bears

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

Rocking Horse

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"