Stuffed Animal Skeptic Gifts

"Same thing every year, I tell Santa I want my balls back, and I get a freaking stuffed animal."

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

Baby Bear.

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

Help me!

False food.

"This sounds promising. . . dark brown hair, loyal, cuddly and good in bed."

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

'I'm full of stuffing so I'll have the potatoes.'

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

Child Brings Teddy Bear to Vet

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

"Teddy can't sleep. He doesn't have any eyelids."

'It must be the plague!'

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

'And you dolls are the only friends I need to keep me... hey, where are you going?'

'She won't go anywhere without her Teddy Bear...'

'My imagination has way too much time on its hands.'

"The courts ruled that we had to open it up to all stuffed animals."

'So really...Why do you need so many stuffed animals.'

'Apparently, they've gone rogue, Al. They've stopped playing roles and are speaking for themselves, and what we have here are two very disturbed bruins.'

'He's been a perfect jewel, ever since I knocked the stuffing out of him.'

"What a great way to end our winter breaks! We came here alone...but we're not leaving alone!"

"What do you want to be when you give up?"

"I see here, Walters, you started with the firm when you were very young."

"Well, of course you have a heart."