Stuffed Animal Skeptic T-Shirts

"Same thing every year, I tell Santa I want my balls back, and I get a freaking stuffed animal."

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

Baby Bear.

Help me!

False food.

"This sounds promising. . . dark brown hair, loyal, cuddly and good in bed."

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

Uncle Mort, you fought in Korea, right? You think that war will start up again? Not if I can help it. It was the morning of July 27, nineteen hundred and fifty-three. I was pinned down on Pork Chop Hill. My bazooka had run out of ammo. All I could find to load into it was a stuffed panda bear. I loaded it and fired that bear into the maw of the enemy. It struck one of them atop the noggin. Moments later, the armistice was signed. Every July 27th, I awaken at dawn and chuck that same panda at the

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

'I'm full of stuffing so I'll have the potatoes.'

Child Brings Teddy Bear to Vet

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

Library. Story Hour. This fact-checking site says no cow has ever jumped over the moon.

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

"Teddy can't sleep. He doesn't have any eyelids."

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

'It must be the plague!'

'And you dolls are the only friends I need to keep me... hey, where are you going?'

'She won't go anywhere without her Teddy Bear...'

'Yes, honey, you are adopted...'

Gramps shows the kids HIS favorite stuffed animal.

'My imagination has way too much time on its hands.'

'So really...Why do you need so many stuffed animals.'

'Apparently, they've gone rogue, Al. They've stopped playing roles and are speaking for themselves, and what we have here are two very disturbed bruins.'

"The courts ruled that we had to open it up to all stuffed animals."

'He's been a perfect jewel, ever since I knocked the stuffing out of him.'

"What a great way to end our winter breaks! We came here alone...but we're not leaving alone!"

"What do you want to be when you give up?"

"I see here, Walters, you started with the firm when you were very young."