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"And thus the hunters become the hunted."

Sock monkey holding onto sock

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Chase me, chase me cows.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Giraffe Umbrella

"You're such a good listener."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Happy Hour

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"Too much concealer?"

'Yak, yak, yak.'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Bears

Dog Park / Cat Park

Spring Training

"He's gone goth"

TSA Noah

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

'Eight wiener dogs, and six rolls. It's just not right.'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'