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'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"Taxidermist!"

"I wish you were as good in combat as you are at winning prizes at the Renaissance Faire."

"He continues to taunt me. Frankly, I don't know else can be done."

Dog,Man and Teddy Bear

Gramps shows the kids HIS favorite stuffed animal.

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

Pick A Lawyer

'Yes, honey, you are adopted...'

"You know, Estella's pretty cool."

Peter Cottontail gets pranked

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

Baby Bear.

False food.

Help me!

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

"This sounds promising. . . dark brown hair, loyal, cuddly and good in bed."

'I'm full of stuffing so I'll have the potatoes.'

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

Uncle Mort, you fought in Korea, right? You think that war will start up again? Not if I can help it. It was the morning of July 27, nineteen hundred and fifty-three. I was pinned down on Pork Chop Hill. My bazooka had run out of ammo. All I could find to load into it was a stuffed panda bear. I loaded it and fired that bear into the maw of the enemy. It struck one of them atop the noggin. Moments later, the armistice was signed. Every July 27th, I awaken at dawn and chuck that same panda at the

'Researching the opossum article.'

Child Brings Teddy Bear to Vet

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

"That's what happens when you leave your teddy bear with your other stuffed animals."

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

"Teddy can't sleep. He doesn't have any eyelids."

'She won't go anywhere without her Teddy Bear...'

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

'And you dolls are the only friends I need to keep me... hey, where are you going?'

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"