Stuffed Toy Collector T-Shirts

'My imagination has way too much time on its hands.'

"I understand you see yourself in legal, but we see you as a large cuddly stuffed toy."

"Say AAAH!"

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"You left this on our ship."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

'At lone at last.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

ZOO

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

Tired Barbie

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

Busy day

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

Teddy and friends.

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"