Stuffed Toy Collector Pillows

'My imagination has way too much time on its hands.'

"I understand you see yourself in legal, but we see you as a large cuddly stuffed toy."

"Say AAAH!"

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"You left this on our ship."

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

'At lone at last.'

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

ZOO

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

Tired Barbie

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

Teddy and friends.

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"