Collecting Stuffed Animals Pillows

Teddy Talk

"Isn't this great? Everyone sees you as a stuffed spider monkey...but when we're alone, you come to life and talk to me!"

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

'Well no one told me it has to be alive!'

" ...And now, for today's TED Talks ..."

Peter Cottontail gets pranked

"Just to be safe."

"Welcome. Here are your I.D. and your emotional support animal."

"I've started my own religion where teddy bears hate you."

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

'I'm full of stuffing so I'll have the potatoes.'

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

'I like him. He's a good listener.'

"That's what happens when you leave your teddy bear with your other stuffed animals."

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Nothing personal."

"He continues to taunt me. Frankly, I don't know else can be done."

"He's my escort, and he's a teddy bear."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

Surf Casting

The Hobby Store

Rocking horse

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

Sock Puppet in Literature

Lego Haircut

Toy plane with pilot eject.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"It's his emotional support animal."