Collecting Stuffed Animals Mugs

Teddy Talk

"Isn't this great? Everyone sees you as a stuffed spider monkey...but when we're alone, you come to life and talk to me!"

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

'Well no one told me it has to be alive!'

" ...And now, for today's TED Talks ..."

Peter Cottontail gets pranked

"Just to be safe."

"Welcome. Here are your I.D. and your emotional support animal."

"I've started my own religion where teddy bears hate you."

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

'I'm full of stuffing so I'll have the potatoes.'

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

'I like him. He's a good listener.'

Are you sure you signed us up for the right Ted Talk.

"That's what happens when you leave your teddy bear with your other stuffed animals."

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Nothing personal."

"He continues to taunt me. Frankly, I don't know else can be done."

"He's my escort, and he's a teddy bear."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

Rocking horse

Surf Casting

The Hobby Store

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

Why can't you just chew the squeaker out like normal dogs?

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Sock Puppet in Literature

Toy plane with pilot eject.

Lego Haircut

Toy Shops and Educated Children