Cuddly Toy Collector T-Shirts

Dog with chew toy.

'So really...Why do you need so many stuffed animals.'

Woman looks at menacing cuddly toys in shop window. Sign says: 'New for Xmas: Huggable Hoodies.'

'Alright, alright. You can take it with you.'

Police T.V. Appeal, "It's the new softy softy approach!"

Analog Alzheimer - Digital Dementia

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"You left this on our ship."

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

Surf Casting

Rocking horse

The Hobby Store

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Why can't you just chew the squeaker out like normal dogs?

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

'At lone at last.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Lego Haircut

Toy plane with pilot eject.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Slinky Cow World

"It's his emotional support animal."

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"