Furry Therapist Gifts

"Hang on a second! This nutcase is allowed on the furniture, but I'm not?!"

"It all started when the neighbour bought a leaf blower..."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'Can we talk, Lola?'

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Licensed Therapist

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

'I gotta admit it doc. . . My wife was right, a little time on the couch and I already feel better.'

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

But it's the other leg that hurts.

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

"It's nice to be wanted."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

So You Finally Caught Your Tail

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

"Have you got one that's a bit more pessimistic?"

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

"He never sniffs my butt anymore."

I hear you, man. Look, if you need anything, my door is always open.

'Animal Psychiatrist' (a dog).

"I'm referring you to another therapy dog."

So doctor, what you're saying is that all the time I thought she was a crazy cat lady, it was me who had mental health issues...

"Cat got your tongue?"

'I'm sure he thinks he's a parrot!'

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

"That's Roger's therapy dog."

'It's good to talk.'

'See what I mean, Doc?'