Feline Therapist Gifts

'This saves me from having to be in analysis.'

Cat: If life knocks you down, take a nap

"I want you to be open and honest and to not leave any hair on the couch."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

'I gotta admit it doc. . . My wife was right, a little time on the couch and I already feel better.'

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

But it's the other leg that hurts.

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

"It's nice to be wanted."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

"Have you got one that's a bit more pessimistic?"

So You Finally Caught Your Tail

Dottie Potts talks about cats

"He never sniffs my butt anymore."

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

I hear you, man. Look, if you need anything, my door is always open.

Lola Knows More Than She Lets On

So doctor, what you're saying is that all the time I thought she was a crazy cat lady, it was me who had mental health issues...

'Animal Psychiatrist' (a dog).

"Cat got your tongue?"

'I'm sure he thinks he's a parrot!'

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

'It's good to talk.'