Feline Therapist Mugs

'This saves me from having to be in analysis.'

Cat: If life knocks you down, take a nap

"I want you to be open and honest and to not leave any hair on the couch."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

But it's the other leg that hurts.

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

"It's nice to be wanted."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

So You Finally Caught Your Tail

"He never sniffs my butt anymore."

"Have you got one that's a bit more pessimistic?"

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

Dottie Potts talks about cats

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

I hear you, man. Look, if you need anything, my door is always open.

Lola Knows More Than She Lets On

"Cat got your tongue?"

'Animal Psychiatrist' (a dog).

'I'm sure he thinks he's a parrot!'

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

So doctor, what you're saying is that all the time I thought she was a crazy cat lady, it was me who had mental health issues...

'It's good to talk.'

'See what I mean, Doc?'