Animal Therapy Lover Mugs

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

'I gotta admit it doc. . . My wife was right, a little time on the couch and I already feel better.'

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

"The patient in 12-C needs comforting."

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

"Cat got your tongue?"

So doctor, what you're saying is that all the time I thought she was a crazy cat lady, it was me who had mental health issues...

"I'm referring you to another therapy dog."

Pat My Dog $5

'Animal Psychiatrist' (a dog).

'I'm sure he thinks he's a parrot!'

"That's Roger's therapy dog."

'It's good to talk.'

"You really are one hell of a therapy dog."

'Now tell me about your puppyhood.'

Kwazy Wabbits

"I don't know how I'd make it through this without you." "Food."

Mr Met

"Hang on a second! This nutcase is allowed on the furniture, but I'm not?!"

Emotional Support Dog

'Honestly, I never know if I'm coming or going.'

"I don't feel like I'm making any progress, it's like I'm just chasing my tail again."

'So your mother was sucked into the jet's engines - how did that make you feel?'

"Since Rover became a therapy dog, he's gotten uppity."

"I'm a highly skilled service companion specifically trained to help people with disabilities such as visual impairment, PTSD and other disorders."

"I'm afraid you can't divorce your cat just because you say she doesn't meet your emotional needs."

"I told her, 'I can support the household, or I can do stupid pet tricks, but I cannot do both'!"

"The vet said his depression is due to directing hostile ambivalent feelings of loss toward the self...but that's the Freudian view."