Animal Therapy Lover Mugs

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

"The patient in 12-C needs comforting."

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

Pat My Dog $5

"Cat got your tongue?"

So doctor, what you're saying is that all the time I thought she was a crazy cat lady, it was me who had mental health issues...

"I'm referring you to another therapy dog."

'Animal Psychiatrist' (a dog).

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

'I'm sure he thinks he's a parrot!'

"That's Roger's therapy dog."

'It's good to talk.'

"I don't know how I'd make it through this without you." "Food."

Kwazy Wabbits

'Now tell me about your puppyhood.'

"You really are one hell of a therapy dog."

Emotional Support Dog

"Hang on a second! This nutcase is allowed on the furniture, but I'm not?!"

"I don't feel like I'm making any progress, it's like I'm just chasing my tail again."

"Since Rover became a therapy dog, he's gotten uppity."

"The vet said his depression is due to directing hostile ambivalent feelings of loss toward the self...but that's the Freudian view."

"I'm a highly skilled service companion specifically trained to help people with disabilities such as visual impairment, PTSD and other disorders."

"I told her, 'I can support the household, or I can do stupid pet tricks, but I cannot do both'!"

"What is it about my being a dog that makes you uncomfortable?"

"I miss real mountains."