Feline Therapist Enthusiast Mugs

So doctor, what you're saying is that all the time I thought she was a crazy cat lady, it was me who had mental health issues...

Licensed Therapist

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Diving Cat.

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

Portrait of a Lady

The Cat's Alarm Clock

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

"Do you think he's in a coma?"

"Wait, Carl, come back, this one is definitely about you."

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

I hear you, man. Look, if you need anything, my door is always open.

My Bowl Is Empty.

'Well it's about time! My belly needs scratching.'

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

'Let me guess: you and everyone else?'

'I bought one and got one free! Best of all, they're both pregnant.'

'Too old to climb curtains, but young enough to climb on a lap. What's not to love.'

"I'd skip dessert. You'll be quicker on your feet."

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

"Don’t call the fire department — this is the most relaxed I’ve felt in years."

"It's my 30-day chip. One month catnip free."

'Cats. They want in, they go over the numbers, they want out.'

"I really appreciate this."