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"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

"Foster failure"

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

'Hon, can you fill the dog's water dish?'

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

Help me!

Baby Bear.

False food.

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

"This sounds promising. . . dark brown hair, loyal, cuddly and good in bed."

Uncle Mort, you fought in Korea, right? You think that war will start up again? Not if I can help it. It was the morning of July 27, nineteen hundred and fifty-three. I was pinned down on Pork Chop Hill. My bazooka had run out of ammo. All I could find to load into it was a stuffed panda bear. I loaded it and fired that bear into the maw of the enemy. It struck one of them atop the noggin. Moments later, the armistice was signed. Every July 27th, I awaken at dawn and chuck that same panda at the

'Where did the little bird go?'

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

"Your dinner's on the table and yours is under the table."

Child Brings Teddy Bear to Vet

Horse Clean-up

"Careful, Len. You'll spook the herd."

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

Meals on Wheels/Wheelie Bins

"Teddy can't sleep. He doesn't have any eyelids."

Succeed.

'Do human beings get ear mites, Doctor?'

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

Gramps shows the kids HIS favorite stuffed animal.

"Your test results are in. You've got Irritable Growl Syndrome."

'She won't go anywhere without her Teddy Bear...'

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."

'Yes, honey, you are adopted...'

'And you dolls are the only friends I need to keep me... hey, where are you going?'