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"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

"Foster failure"

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

Help me!

Baby Bear.

False food.

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

"This sounds promising. . . dark brown hair, loyal, cuddly and good in bed."

'Where did the little bird go?'

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

"Your dinner's on the table and yours is under the table."

Child Brings Teddy Bear to Vet

Horse Clean-up

"Careful, Len. You'll spook the herd."

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

Meals on Wheels/Wheelie Bins

"Teddy can't sleep. He doesn't have any eyelids."

'And you dolls are the only friends I need to keep me... hey, where are you going?'

"Your test results are in. You've got Irritable Growl Syndrome."

'It must be the plague!'

'She won't go anywhere without her Teddy Bear...'

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

'Do human beings get ear mites, Doctor?'

Succeed.

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."