Stuffed Animal Enthusiast Mugs

"Teddy can't sleep. He doesn't have any eyelids."

"Call me a romantic fool but....."

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

"I don't usually show this on the first date, but I thought you'd like to see my bear-ass."

'So really...Why do you need so many stuffed animals.'

'Course I'll tuck you in, Honey. I just can't find the blankets.'

'I think we should thin the herd.'

'Saw-dust? No, for this one I used Pollyfilla!'

'I like him. He's a good listener.'

'I knew it! I've finally caught you sleeping with someone else!'

'She won't go anywhere without her Teddy Bear...'

'It must be the plague!'

'And you dolls are the only friends I need to keep me... hey, where are you going?'

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

Baby Bear.

'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

False food.

Help me!

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

"This sounds promising. . . dark brown hair, loyal, cuddly and good in bed."

'I'm full of stuffing so I'll have the potatoes.'

Uncle Mort, you fought in Korea, right? You think that war will start up again? Not if I can help it. It was the morning of July 27, nineteen hundred and fifty-three. I was pinned down on Pork Chop Hill. My bazooka had run out of ammo. All I could find to load into it was a stuffed panda bear. I loaded it and fired that bear into the maw of the enemy. It struck one of them atop the noggin. Moments later, the armistice was signed. Every July 27th, I awaken at dawn and chuck that same panda at the

Child Brings Teddy Bear to Vet

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

"That's what happens when you leave your teddy bear with your other stuffed animals."

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'