Stocking Stuffer Gifts

Man hangs Christmas stocking on tree.

'I'm sorry dear. It must have shrunk in the wash.'

Children's Late Night Vigil for Santa Claus

Have you hung up your stocking?

Santa Claus

"I have such an empty feeling inside. Until Christmas Eve!"

Thereafter, Jeff always hung his stockings up at Christmas.

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

"There is a great deal of evidence that big savings can be made if departments shared resources... But I suspect that implementing the changes might be problematic if we can't even get Norman to lend out his pencil sharpener."

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

Christmas Cow.

"There's probably room for one more."

'Mary, you must give me your stuffing recipe.'

'Just what I didn't want... chocolate euros!'

Surgical Appliance Factory

"I take it you've never had a bank account before?"

With a round little belly like a bowl of jalea, he struggled to squeeze down our old chiminea.

"Before I serve seconds I'd like everyone to take out their phones and complete a short survey rating Barbara's fig-nut stuffing."

Andy is visited by the Ghost of Thanksgiving Future.

"When it comes to turkeys, Grandma, you sure know your stuffing."

"It took you 10 minutes to rip the stuffing out of your last toy. This one should keep you busy for awhile."

Santa Claus Hanging in Stocking

'How come you always get more in your Christmas stocking than I do?'

A Dog's Xmas

"I like it when Mr. Rod speaks in Spanish...it usually means he's just done all our work for us."

'What do you mean, stuff the chicken? It wasn't empty.'

"This is the worst job in the whole, entire world! You know, I can't see how anybody would ever want this job."

"Let's make your list for Santa! You'll be wanting a satsuma in your stocking for starters..."

Taxidermy.

"Too bad we only have stuffing once a year."

'We may run out of toys. Will you accept stocks and bonds.'