Stuffing Maestro Gifts

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Orchestra.

Pull the udder one

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"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

"Wow! You're a real good guesser, mom...that's exactly what we had at Jonny's party! Spaghetti an' cake an' ice cream!"

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Records?

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

Two men discussing thier moustaches

'Mary, you must give me your stuffing recipe.'

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

Spinning Plates!

A Dummy Corporation.

"Look at you! Dirty all over! I told you not to play with your ink!!"

How to wear a false moustache.

Setbacks in the development of the rubber mallet.

Fifty ways to style your nasal hair.

As space walking astronaut vacuums dust particles: 'Houston, we see to have the cosmic dust problem under control.'

"But this way I know where everything is."

"I don't care how much the petrol costs for the strimmer. Get it cut!"

Hipster Ventriloquist Convention

'You just stood there and let them put a bell on you? -- What were you THINKING?'

'You say it's milk, oh, oh, I must have hooked up the wrong pipes.'

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

I think the revolution's started - his room's in an awful mess!

"Before I serve seconds I'd like everyone to take out their phones and complete a short survey rating Barbara's fig-nut stuffing."