Stuffing Maestro Prints

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Orchestra.

Pull the udder one

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"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

"Wow! You're a real good guesser, mom...that's exactly what we had at Jonny's party! Spaghetti an' cake an' ice cream!"

Records?

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"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

Two men discussing thier moustaches

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

'Mary, you must give me your stuffing recipe.'

Spinning Plates!

A Dummy Corporation.

I wonder what the kids are up to at the lake. Your mom will keep her eyes on them. She won't let them get into trouble. Nothing gets by her! ZZZZ. Psst. My silence isn't free!

"Look at you! Dirty all over! I told you not to play with your ink!!"

How to wear a false moustache.

Martha Stewart at Home.

As space walking astronaut vacuums dust particles: 'Houston, we see to have the cosmic dust problem under control.'

Setbacks in the development of the rubber mallet.

Fifty ways to style your nasal hair.

"But this way I know where everything is."

Hipster Ventriloquist Convention

'You just stood there and let them put a bell on you? -- What were you THINKING?'

"I don't care how much the petrol costs for the strimmer. Get it cut!"

'You say it's milk, oh, oh, I must have hooked up the wrong pipes.'

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

I think the revolution's started - his room's in an awful mess!