Stuffing Savant Prints

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

'Mary, you must give me your stuffing recipe.'

Plant Lady

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

"I come here for the pepper."

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

'Turn we women loose in the malls - that'll stimulate the economy.'

Sandwich snob.

"Now, how many of you liked the viola player best?"

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song too."

'You're in trouble. Your confidential memo went toxic and so did that tuna salad.'

It's not a love bite, I just play the violin.

"The reason my salt is so expensive is because it's preservative-free."

"What would make it perfect, egg salad or pastrami?"

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

"This means that my dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich!"

"Just groceries? Oh I see..."

"It's a slow hit man!"

'I thought I'd try making marmalade. Do we have any marmals?'

'Let me know when you're ready for the Great American tuna fish sandwich.'

"Before I serve seconds I'd like everyone to take out their phones and complete a short survey rating Barbara's fig-nut stuffing."

'Hank, I don't think this a good time to eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.'

Skate! Skate! Skate!

'Table 17 wants his salmon seasoned only with sea salt - from the Pacific; between 25 and 30 degrees south latitude.'

"Profession?"

"Some cactuses get all the arms."

Andy is visited by the Ghost of Thanksgiving Future.