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"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

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"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

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"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

"Wow! You're a real good guesser, mom...that's exactly what we had at Jonny's party! Spaghetti an' cake an' ice cream!"

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"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

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'Mary, you must give me your stuffing recipe.'

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

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"Look at you! Dirty all over! I told you not to play with your ink!!"

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As space walking astronaut vacuums dust particles: 'Houston, we see to have the cosmic dust problem under control.'

"But this way I know where everything is."

"I don't care how much the petrol costs for the strimmer. Get it cut!"

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'You just stood there and let them put a bell on you? -- What were you THINKING?'

'You say it's milk, oh, oh, I must have hooked up the wrong pipes.'

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

I think the revolution's started - his room's in an awful mess!

"Before I serve seconds I'd like everyone to take out their phones and complete a short survey rating Barbara's fig-nut stuffing."