Stuffing Chef Gifts

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"The meatloaf just tapped S.O.S. in Morse code."

Bangers and Mash

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

GMOs: The Next Generation

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

'Don't look at me!'

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

Stupid Microwave

Amy Sedaris

'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

"Tastes great, less killing!"

"Butcher a tune for you today, ma'am?"

Chef: 'Howz that Octopus coming along Jeff?'

'What the devil is that?

Artichoking victim

At the Periodic Picnic Table of the Elements

'White beetroot?' 'I bleached them.'

"It's something I made myself - chocolate covered veggies."

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

Hell's Kitchen specials: Lawyer thermador, barrister kabobs, litigator flambe, attorney tartare.

101 things to do with lutefisk.

Dinner Cereal, Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce.

'I roll it ahead of me, and anything it hits goes into my famous Road Kill Stew.'

Spiro & Pusho mincing fish in meat mincer.

"Let's start a new tradition! You're each responsible for one thanksgiving dish!"