Stuffing Chef Pillows

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

Bangers and Mash

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

GMOs: The Next Generation

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Stupid Microwave

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

Amy Sedaris

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

"Tastes great, less killing!"

"It's something I made myself - chocolate covered veggies."

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

'White beetroot?' 'I bleached them.'

Artichoking victim

Chef: 'Howz that Octopus coming along Jeff?'

Hell's Kitchen specials: Lawyer thermador, barrister kabobs, litigator flambe, attorney tartare.

'What the devil is that?

At the Periodic Picnic Table of the Elements

101 things to do with lutefisk.

Dinner Cereal, Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce.

'Mary, you must give me your stuffing recipe.'

"What are you making, Tia Carmen?"

"When dad cooks dinner, it's hard to tell if he's opening cans for us or the cat."