Sprint Superstar Pillows

Go! Means NOW!

Running

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

Healthy.

Quilt fanatic

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

Step aerobics

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

Child on a schedule.

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

"My schedule is just nuts."

Time Run

Second to Nun

'For most people a little jogging after work would be enough, but my husband always has to go overboard!'

'Kid, go out there and play like you're worth 29 million plus signing bonus, buyouts, and endorsement deals. '

'Needless to say, discus-thrower Bill Nordlander went to college on a full athletic scholarship.'

The family tradition lives on: I won the Long Jump and the Triple Jump events...

"Enjoy it while you can, kid. It's a really short hop from 'Geek Genius' to 'Quasi-Creepy, Weird-Looking Old Rich Guy!'"

"I like you kid, but you're really just a work in progress!"

A woman needlepoints a barcode.

'Hurry dear, before the prices go up again!'

Can you start immediately?

School children looking at different careers from magazine covers, each involving celebrity status.

'I think our fans are excited for us. It just doesn't seem like it because of doing 'The Wave' they do 'The Still Water'.'

'Amazing! 140 decibels as he hits the surface! That puts him easily into first!'