Supermarket Sprint Star T-Shirts

'Hurry dear, before the prices go up again!'

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Running

Only One Item or Fewer.

"This guy's a terrific defensive lineman. I once saw him chase down a quakerback for nearly 40 yards before sacking him. It was in a shopping mall, but still..."

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

Supermarket Merge

'Retirement Training Program'"Very good, Larry! Just one more step and you'll have the entire aisle blocked!"

Artificial Isle

Biker chopper shopper

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

"Companies know too much about us, listen...'You've earned 500 points and it's time you got back in touch with your cousin Emma'!"

Large Very Fresh Eggs

'I've got one of those wobbly forwards trolleys!'

Women shopping with children in the trolley.

"That will be $109.85." "What! Sign says they’re $1.69 each." "Yes, and you have 65 of them."

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

Super express lane for working mothers only!

'Oi, do you mind, trying to speak to my colleague - two self service tills having a chat together.'

Stocktaker counts contents of baked-bean tins.

"Mummy! Can't we go to Tescos like everyone else?"

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

Sports Agency. In my work as a sports agent, I told this athlete she needs to improve if she wants to be well-known. Ironically, in diving you become famous by not making a splash! I got this marathon competitor a sponsorship so he can focus on training. He's going to take the money and run! This sprinter will earn a bonus if he sets a record. Oh, going after some fast money! And I made this guy agree to give me an extra slice of his pay if I negotiated a great contract for him which I di

'How come they're making size 16 smaller these days?'

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

'I vote we throw caution to the wind.'

'Smooth Mustard' and 'Coarse mustard'

"Great idea boss! Keeps kids occupied and hooked up to a generator powers the store's lights!!"

Sweaters. Remember, son, we're men. We walk in, we buy, we walk out. No browsing.

Moses leads his people through a supermarket

'Try looking on the bright side - they could save you a trip to the supermarket.'

"We've got a real feisty one here. We caught it trying to cross the stream behind the store."

Product Placement in the Wild...